Using Your Own Makeup: A Guide for Rebels Without a Causal Clause

Step 1: Choose Your Colors Wisely

  1. Opt for a palette that defies the mainstream, like a neon pink that's almost as loud as your attitude.
  2. Don't be afraid to mix and match, just like you do with your favorite rebellion-themed mixtapes.
  3. Consider the undertones, or else you'll end up with a look that's more 'I just rolled out of bed' than 'I'm-a-rebel-without-a-clause'.

Step 2: Apply with Confidence

  1. Breathe, for the love of all that's holy, breathe. You can't just 'slap on' some eyeshadow, you need to let it 'set'.
  2. Messy is not the same as 'effortless chic,' so don't be shy about getting the whole 'I-just-rolled-out-of-bed-and-forced-myself-on-the-world' thing downประก.
  3. Remember, it's all about the layers prophets. Like the layers of a onion, like the layers of a perfectly crafted rebellion.